Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What is the color of the wind?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Which animals make the best football players?

What did the confused bee say?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Which parent knows if you are running late?