What type of flower grows up too fast?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why do bees buzz?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What is the smallest lion?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you call two birds stuck together?