What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What is a table you can eat?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Which insect makes the best father?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?