Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?