What is the smallest lion?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why is grass so dangerous?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?