What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

How does a barber get to work?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What do you call a short cow?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?