Why do golfers hate cake?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why are frogs always happy?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What car can't keep a secret?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

How do bunnies stay fit?