Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the foal cough?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

OK, that's enough fish puns.