What makes music in your hair?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Where do chips wear socks?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What's the most determined bird?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why do two skunks argue?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?