Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you call hiking college students?

What day of the week do chickens hide?