What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

How do football players deal with their problems?