Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?