What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why is money so stubborn?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?