What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you call an old snowman?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?