What did the mother rope say to her child?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?