Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why are winter days great?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
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