Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the OlympicsÂŽ?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond⢠film?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
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