Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
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What animal knows kung fu?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
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