Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why was the horse so happy?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call an insincere horse?
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