Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What is another name for a cow?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?