Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
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