What kind of store would a dog own?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Which former US President was always cold?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?