What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do naked fish play with?