What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

How do you organize a space party?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why was the fish so smart?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?