What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
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What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
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