What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why is summer always sad?
How are teens like cats?
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