What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did the confused bee say?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
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