What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
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What do little fish love to play with?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
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