Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Which is the worst season?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why was the bunny upset?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?