Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?