What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?