What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What type of flower grows up too fast?