What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.