Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
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