What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

How does a taco bless the table?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What sport is always getting in trouble?