What did the calf play in the school band?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why do all the planets get along?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?