What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
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