What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why don't fish play basketball?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?