What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How do snowmen get information?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
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