What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Where do polar bears store their money?