What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What superpower do all middle children have?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

How do fleas travel?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?