What is the emptiest holiday?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?