Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?