What nationality are most fish?
Fin-nish.
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What reads and lives in an apple?
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