Where does a camper keep his money?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What dog wears contact lenses?