Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why are ghosts always single?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What animal floats best?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?