What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
How can you make 7 even?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
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