Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?