What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Which insect makes the best father?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?