To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why is a computer so smart?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do fish do at parades?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?