What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What game do bats excel at?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?