What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What condiment has wings?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?