What is a table you can eat?
A vegetable.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Where do kittens go to school?
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