Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

My friend David had his ID stolen.