Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?