Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How does a barber get to work?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
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What did one plate say to the other?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
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What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
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