Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What animal loves Indian food?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

How do eggs end a TV show?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?