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Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?