What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What tree has the most bark?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?