Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What's the opposite of irony?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

The museum curator needed a break.

What sport do horses love to play?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What kind of bird can write?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?