What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

How long will dinner be?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?