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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why did the window need an aspirin?