Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?