Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What's the noisiest food?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Which animal loves to have a good time?