What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?