What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

How is cat food sold?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?