What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why is a computer so smart?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What is the biggest ant in the world?