What part of a football field is never the same?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?