What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the calf play in the school band?
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