What's a doll's favorite car?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?