What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What car can't keep a secret?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why do cats love to work?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What tea do footballers drink?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?