What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

We had a discussion about roses.