What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
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