How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Bears love exotic cars.

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?