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How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?