I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
I saw it with my own eyes.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
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