What does a female lion call her mate?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What do cows like to dance to?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?