What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Sit in the shade.
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do cats love to work?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
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