What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

How do you make a walnut laugh?