What do you do when two snails fight?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why did the tomato turn red?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Where do mice leave their boats?