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By cracking it up.
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What do cows like to dance to?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
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