What is a duck's favorite dance?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?