What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

How does a penguin build its house?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do you call the dog magician?