What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is another name for a cow?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
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