What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
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