What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?