What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the goal post get angry?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which state has the best streets?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
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