What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do you call octopus twins?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?