What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

How do billboards talk?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What bird is always sad?