Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?