Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which is the worst season?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
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