Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

How do fleas travel?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?