Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the goal post get angry?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
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What type of car do planets buy?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What is the most faithful insect?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
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