Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
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