What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?