What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Which animal is the most religious?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which bug is related to you?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
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