What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What utensil does water use to eat?