How often should you make chemistry jokes?

How did the toad die?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?