What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What's the holiest insect?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?