Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What did the sick chicken say?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why did the turkey cross the road?