What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why was the horse so happy?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What says: oom oom oom?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?