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The museum curator needed a break.

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What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

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Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

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What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?