How do you drive a man crazy?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?