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What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Which state has the best streets?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What do you call a hike across the universe?