Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What's a forklift?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What animal loves Indian food?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?