Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What do you call a sad latte?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?