Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

How do snowmen get information?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?