Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

How was the wedding?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Where do cows go on the weekend?