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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What did the rug say to the floor?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?