What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

How are teens like cats?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why is furniture so generous?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?