What's a frog's favorite sport?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?