What part of a football field is never the same?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?