What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
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