What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why are puppies so flexible?
If you need help building an ark..
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
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