What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
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