Why did the computer run out of money?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What bird is always sad?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?