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Why didn't the melons get married?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

How can you make 7 even?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

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What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

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Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?