Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?