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A couch potato.
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How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
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