What vegetables make the best music?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do fairies always drink?

When do mice play every day?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?