What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do golfers drink on the green?
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