What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
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What do you give an angry rhino?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
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