If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What did March say to the madness?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What food is a man's best friend?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?