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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call a cow with two legs?