What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why do all the planets get along?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?