What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?