What table can you never sit at?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What fish only swims at night?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Which president loved to take baths?

When fish play football, who is the captain?