What table can you never sit at?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you call a dog in space?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What did the confused bee say?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Where would you find an elephant?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why is heaven always so tidy?