Why do all the planets get along?
They have a universal understanding.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
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