Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Which computer won the talent show?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?