What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Happy Valen-swine's Day!
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
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