What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Happy Valen-swine's Day!
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is the strongest animal?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
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