What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What type of car do planets buy?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?