How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?