Why are winter days great?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?