Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What car can't keep a secret?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?