What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?