How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
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