How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do fairies always drink?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
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