How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
How do you wash a lamb?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How does a polar bear build a house?
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